Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day again and women are making themselves more virginal for men who are downloading porn on their ipods. (scroll down a little). Speaking of ipods, I got mine yesterday. Order it late Friday night and got it Monday afternoon.

Using the FedEx web site, I tracked the package as it made its way to Maine. It started out in Shanghai, China and left there around 12:57 p.m. on Saturday. It arrived in Anchorage, Alaska at around12:45 p.m. Saturday. That's right, it arrived before it left. Thank you international dateline. On Sunday it made it's way to Memphis Tennessee. Left there sunday afternoon, and arrived in Portland Monday morning and was at my apartment that afternoon. It's kinda neat to be able to do that.

Speaking neat technology, this ipod thing is really cool. Because I had to miss Battlestar Galactica on both Sunday and Monday, I downloaded the episode from iTunes and put it on my ipod and watched the end of it on my way to school. Too cool. I really liked this episode. I'm starting to like Battlestar Galactica more and more. Even the episodes I don't like as much are pretty high quality. Anyway, no spoilers or reviews here cause class is starting.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I also enjoyed tracking my ipod from Shanghai, China to NH. It was so fast. It amazed me.

Amber said...

You are one of the iPod people now. I mean that in the pod-people sense, in case you couldn't tell. And I'm so jealous because I want an mp3 player. Not an iPod though, because it's basically just an Apple corporate plan to sell iPod related doohickies and accessories.

Why would anyone want their hymen back? Like a "maiden goddess" said in a fantasy book I read, when she was human (at least sort of) for a while, "What's the use of losing my virginity when I just regain it every morning?"
Other goddess: "Some women would kill for that."
First goddess: "Well I hate it. It hurts."

That's a total paraphrase, btw. Anyway, beware that slippery slope. The whole "tight vagina pleasing to one's husband" thing is one of the reasons why female genital mutilation is still practiced in some barbaric, women-hating cultures.